

I got really sandy down at the beach so Daddy is washing me off. I'm sure you shower too, don't you?

Did you hear me? What? You didn't understand what I said???

I said I want to go back down to the beach and play in the sand some more. This sand is really great stuff.

Oooops, I forgot I'm not supposed to eat it. But I thought I would try it just one more time. It's a little gritty but it feels good on my gums.